Install

Sixty seconds
to consequences.

The Chrome Web Store listing is on its way. Until then: drop your email and the download link lands in your inbox — then really? judges every checkout you visit.

Free. No card, no bank connection. One email, one link, one judge.
01
Check your inbox

Open the email, download the zip, unzip it somewhere it can live quietly — not Downloads purgatory. Chrome reads it from there.

02
Open chrome://extensions

Paste that into the address bar. Flip Developer mode on — the toggle in the top-right corner.

03
Load unpacked

Click Load unpacked, pick the unzipped folder, and pin the face to your toolbar. Done. It's watching.

It's watching.

Then set the thing you actually want.

Click the face in your toolbar, name your goal, hit Start judging me. Judgement is on everywhere from the start — never on NHS, pharmacies, government or utilities.

Now get judged on purpose

A fake checkout on our own site. Nothing's for sale, no card is asked for — it exists so your first interruption happens somewhere safe.

No Chrome nearby? Get judged in the live demo instead — or sign in to sync your evidence across devices.